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boot sale 

(n.) A collection of pikeys selling stolen goods from the back of a Ford Escort in a private field. Also where one can find single mothers selling thier dead relatives' jewellry and dresses. What the lower class British used pre-ebay
I went to a boot sale when I was seven and bought some un-opened (meaning stolen from a shop instead fo a house) toys and a 1984 almanak-style book for 20p. I also traded a pack of mouldy cigarrettes for a Thundercats figure.
boot sale by Kung-Fu Jesus May 8, 2004
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Car boot sale 

When someone crashes their car, usually involves rolling it, and all the contents fly out of the now broken windows, usually leaving a trail of destruction and obsolete car parts.
Man 1 pointing down a hill "Dude, check that car boot sale out! Bet that hurt!!"

Man 2 "And I bet I know exactly how much all that is going to cost me ... free! Grab a bin bag!"

Man 1 "Awesome! Check it out, a slightly scratched copy of limp bizkit's greatest hits! Win!! Oh, and an arm..."
Car boot sale by Smeggles182 June 11, 2010

Bootsale eye

The strange and rare occurrence when one particular eye is watering constantly and usually severely. It usually happens outside in the summer when you are viewing items at a boot sale/flea market.
Person 1: Why are you crying? It's only a radio.

Person 2: Oh I've just got a bad case of Bootsale eye
Bootsale eye by Raddishface November 17, 2013