boner shield

any object used to hide, or "shield", your boner from the general public.

My boner shield is covering the huge erection pointing towards pluto.

boner shield by NuCKaLuCKa January 2, 2007

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bone shield

A nerdy version of a condom.

I was going to have sex but I didn't have a bone shield, so I played WOW instead.

bone shield by bmick65 December 25, 2007

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boner shield • bone shield • Shield-Broner • boner • boner-killer • Boner Kill • boner shrinker • boner-face • boner-rific • Boner Trap

bone shield

A nerdier version of a condom

I wanted to have sex with her, but she said no because we did not have a bone shield. So I played WOW instead.

bone shield by bmick65 December 3, 2007

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Shield-Broner

Your best bud that willingly to hide your boner in front of the girl/boy you attracted to. Usually using a book or standing in front of you making small talk to the said girl/boy, while you busy rearranging the boner. A True Best Friend.

A: Here comes Abby.
B: Oh crap! I got a boner, down boy down I say!
A: Don't worry *covers your junk with his school bag*
C: Hey guys!
A and B: Hey there Abby!
B: That was close, thanks bro
A: Don't worry, we are shield-broner.
B: You over mine, I cover yours, Shield-Broners for life!

Shield-Broner by UrbanHunk July 4, 2017

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