blondjew 

pronounced: blund-ju
the ironic combination of a natural blond (drapes matches carpet) that worships the torrah

"check out that chick with that rack? you think shes a blondjew?"
"I railed this blondjew so hard yest that she screamed 'Hai Allah!'"

blondjew by kamina-behenchod-salaa February 8, 2008

Blondewards 

A way to do anything fucked up or in the wrong direction.

That chick wasn't even drunk and she was driving blondewards down a one-way street!!

Blondewards by Butchbox June 16, 2022