blindshitted Share definition Flag When a person, usually a female, goes to the bathroom to pee and is caught off guard by the fact that they also have to shit. Man I had to pee so badly and all of a sudden I was blindshitted. blindshitted by Lita505 July 8, 2012 0 0 Get merch Get the blindshitted mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch