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Heavy anal flow resulting from excessive alcohol consumption often accompanied with severe pains
Christ, I have got some serious beeriod pains right now.

I neet to go and have my beeriod...
Beeriod by goosewing April 24, 2006
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Blerinda is an Albanian name. Blerinda is often times a very open person and always sees the good in the bad. She wants to make people constantly happy and is the dream of every boy/girl come true. She's a very open minded person and strives for world peace. Even tho you'll always see her happy, deep inside she hides a more darker story than you know. Blerinda has always a good taste for music. She's a strong person, so never get on her bad side.
"Damn this hottie must be a Blerinda! "
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Beriodt is how you say periodt but with a heavy Egyptian English accent.
Yes BERIODT!!
Beriodt by KusUmukk January 2, 2021
What a transmasc might call their period.
I’m started my beriod today.
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Plan-beriod 

That "period" you get after taking plan b. Symptoms include light bleeding, sore boobs, and cramps like the baby you don't want is punching your uterus.
"Hey Mallory! Wanna go to the club tonight?"
"No girl I can't, I've got that plan-beriod."
Plan-beriod by Ellewest44 February 18, 2015
A beeriod is the passing of an awkward, uncomfortable and sometimes painful poo which occurs the day after a nights or days drinking!

This can happen all at once, or happens throughout the day, where one is said to be on their beeriod. It has many nicknames such as "having a black baby" or "burning the whole off myself"

It has many side affects such as:
Screaming
Scratching
Farting
Saying, "Hot, Hot, Hot"
Being irritable
Stomach cramps
Increase in waist size
Very smelly shits
And being fidgety

Guinness one of the leading factors of a beeriod, is so heavy that beeriod symptoms happen almost immediately! Since the smoking ban in Ireland, this has proved quite a difficult problem as pubs are becoming more potent in the flavour of beeriodosity, a gas more dangerous than tobacco!
Example 1:
Guy #1: Hey where are you going?
Guy #2: Oh man I gotta take a beeriod.
Guy #1: Oh fuck, I am staying well away from that toilet!
(20 minutes later)
Guy #3: Jesus Christ, who just had their Beeriod?!

Example 2:
Girl: Ugh, what is that smell?
Guy: Sorry babe, I'm on my beeriod.
Beeriod by Kevin and Kielty October 27, 2010