bender box

A term describing the state and smell of your vagina after 1 or more days on a bender.

When she pulled her pants to use the toilet, I said, "man, that shit stanks! you gotta wash your bender box!"

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Box Binder

Panties with a built-in corset apparatus intended to conceal what is often crassly referred to as "fat upper pussy"

"Grandma looks terrific in her new bathing suit! Is she wearing a Box Binder?"

GRANDMA (laughing coquettishly): "I'll never tell!"

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