A defender of
fudge packers due to their association with said
Fudge Packer Backer's university. A FPB is easily identified by spouting comments such as " Oh, he would never do that", "What, I read the grand jury report, there was no anal penetration seen" etc.
Fudge Packer Backers put public image or perception above all else, even over the well-being of the victims.