beard shmear 

The act of eating a girl out and she queefs out vaginal discharge (possibly solidified) and you proceed to dry off her vagina with your beard.

"What's that smell?"

"Last night I beard shmeared this fat bitch and I haven't washed it yet....I can taste it.."

beard shmear by Fat Susie February 24, 2014

shear bear 

A monster who steals water bottles from little kids and tries to put kids in the copy machine

That guy's stealing he's being a shear bear

shear bear by daniel.df3 June 10, 2017