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Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia 

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.
Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

assholaphobia 

Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.
I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.
assholaphobia by JoeNJ2 August 27, 2012