asshole phobia 

The fear of the majestic asshole

Do you have Asshole Phobia?

asshole phobia by Tittyfuck69 rule 34 March 30, 2016

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia 

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia by SimpCity December 15, 2019

assholaphobia 

Not quite agoraphobia,the sense of discomfort of being surrounded by assholes.

I don't think I have agoraphobia as much as assholaphobia.

assholaphobia by JoeNJ2 August 27, 2012