asshat time Share definition Flag 1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot. You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts. asshat time by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003 0 0 Get merch Get the asshat time mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch