asshat time 

1. Time spent being an idiot. 2. Time pre-allocated for someone to be an idiot.

You'd better give him two weeks of asshat time before the project starts or he'll fuck it up when it counts.

asshat time by Industrio Melman March 13, 2003

Akshat Time 

When you arrive at an event or gathering so extremely late that the experience has already ended several hours ago.

Yo bro, you gonna be on time or you on that Akshat Time?

Akshat Time by V-Cash December 30, 2021