asian mustache Share definition Flag When you jizz on a girl's face and it drips down so that it looks like the long white Asian mustaches in Kung Fu flicks. I came on her face using a U shape pattern, resulting in an Asian Mustache. asian mustache by Deee Bag October 16, 2014 0 0 Get merch Get the asian mustache mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch