Zinn
Ancient tribe of German cavemen, with trademark long goatee beards, known for their intelligence, strange sense of humor, and great fire starters. Some Zinn descendents can still be seen walking amongst us. They are easy to spot in a crowd because they are tall with blonde hair. You might even hear a Zinn grunt or moan at disgust of things mundane and less interesting to the Zinn, especially if it is a ZinnMaster (spiritual leader from Zinn tribe). With current society’s lack of interest in physical fires (since we are no longer cave dwellers), modern Zinn are often seen starting spiritual fires in public places or places where the strange ones of society gather.
Look at that crowd of people gathering over there . . . they are laughing and one is laying on the ground after the Zinn touched him. They seem to be gathered around that Zinn. He started some sort of spiritual fire. Cool, let's go check it out.
Zinn by Zinn observer February 3, 2010
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