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Window of Pooportunity 

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Time window in which one's poop can emerge before constipation takes effect.
Susan: Oh my god, this staff meeting better end soon or I am going to miss my Window of Pooportunity.
Hannah: Hang in there, Susan, Tom is almost finished.
Susan: I sure hope so...

Steve: Aww shit, I missed my window of pooportunity and now I can't even pinch a pea.
Joe: Shit, man, I hate that. That's why I never schedule anything between 3 and 6 PM.
Window of Pooportunity by Dr Steve Stevey August 31, 2013
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Window of poopertunity 

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The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.
The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.
Window of poopertunity by Snigel December 10, 2016
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Window of Pooportunity • Window of poopertunity • Window of Enthusiasm • window of opportunity • window of assportunity • Window of Craportunity • Window of happiness • window of inopportunity • window of napportunity • Window of Neglect
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