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Squishy weener pup 

A little creme dog with an annoying bark and eye crusties . It is very squishy, it is scared of everything and is quite annoying but cute to every human
Awww my squishy weener pup is SOOOO CITE

Wiener Puppet 

When a Male contorts his genitals into the form of different objects such as animals or food items.

i.e. the bat wing, the wrist watch, the pelican, the snail, the hamburger, the hot dog, the baby kangaroo, etc.
Me: dude, i spent in hour in front of the mirror today making Wiener Puppets.

You: Wiener what?

Me: Wiener Puppets! Its like origami, but for your dick!