Velocichong 

A decedent of the velociraptor family, it closely resembles godzilla. The velocichong have ancient tribal rituals which involve drinking a specially brewed 'herbal' green-tea. Once consumed, it transports the velocichong over the dark side of the moon to candy mountain, where enya is heard and one must dance around with sparkers. The velocichong moisturizes regularly, and is very clean due to the little cleaning woman it stores in a hidden vortex chamber, located on it's back.

No.1

Chad: I couldn't hand in my 750 word court report at 4:00pm because my velocichong ate it.

No.2

Nat: I just met this velocichong claiming to be the godzilla of little asian lays. Absurd.

Velocichong by nathurnal May 5, 2009

Velociclunge 

Like the extinct Velociraptor, the Velociclunge, is a horrible, angry, gross looking bird of a woman who more often than not, thinks she's God's gift to men, and a spoiled brat who has to have everything her way and probably has a fanny like a punched lasagne. Usually the woman in the street throwing a tantrum at her fella for buying her the wrong tampons.

"Hey Cheryl, check out this Velociclunge outside kicking off about her wedding..."

Velociclunge by Vern-Dog August 23, 2023