Vageviction 

The process of eviction from your mama's uterus through her vagina.

Birth

Dude! It's my vageviction day! I'm 21!

Vageviction by SnazzyT August 10, 2019

Valediction Shuffle

The ungraceful ending of a conversation (esp. over the phone) where multiple variations of 'goodbye' are stammered, often simultaneously.

YOU: .... well okay then, I'll talk to you later.
ME: Alright, we'll see you.
YOU: Bye
ME: Later
YOU: Later
ME: Bye
BOTH: See ya
ME: Okay (click)
YOU: Bye (click)

ME: God I hate the awkward valediction shuffle.

Valediction Shuffle by Mars Redwyne November 6, 2008

Vagection

A sign that your lady may very well be turned on.

"Dude, all I did was pinch her nips and she got a massive vagection!"
"Did you you tap that?"
"Of course!"

Vagection by RRJ April 28, 2008

vagiction 

A vagina addiction

Bro I have a vagiction

vagiction by Crazycock123 June 8, 2021