Turd spitter Share definition Flag The hind end of a male or female. "Dude, did you see the turd spitter on that red head that walked by? I'd like to explore that cave with my gut shovel!" Turd spitter by Third_leg_nog January 27, 2018 0 0 Get merch Get the Turd spitter mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch