Turd programmer Share definition Flag Someone who potty trains or teaches animals, children or adults how to use the bathroom. That dog has been poopin' all over the house! Dammit, Mable, call in a turd programmer! Turd programmer by DoctorShockwave January 25, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Turd programmer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch