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touchy pants 

Guy on the field who is clearly closeted and uses ultimate frisbee as a reason to touch dudes.
Did you see That guy out there on the field? Dude was clearly touchy pants. No doubt.

touchpants 

a vulgar sensation, much like a piss shudder, but while flaccid.
oh mom, i'm a little touchpants right now. i don't think so.
touchpants by baggins November 19, 2005