Tongan Milo Share definition Flag When someone of Tongan decent ejaculates in the sand and eats it, The sand being the Milo and the Jiz being the Milk. "Hay man what are you drinking?" "Tongan Milo Bro keeps you big and strong" Tongan Milo by FireToad89 October 15, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Tongan Milo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch