Titanoturd Share definition Flag Titanoturd is a turd that is so long, when it gets flushed down the toilet, it breaks in half just like the Titanic. Wow bro! I just pooped out a Titanoturd and feel so much better now! Titanoturd by Frobert93 November 12, 2013 0 0 Get merch Get the Titanoturd mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch