The Lamani 

a type of pheetle position used when a person, particulary a man, is scared out of their mind when the person their about to do confesses they are either a Bisexual, or the girl has a penis , or the guy has a virgina

Man, once she pulled that talliwacker out i went into the Lamani to avoid rape.

The Lamani by Kimmy January 15, 2003

the Lacanian Real 

a nonexistent entity believed in by some psychoanalysts as an excuse for flagellating themselves, and/or by cultural critics as an explanation for anything they can't explain.

Because of the Lacanian Real, we're all a pile of shit.

The reason why the Walrus Man bleeds when he's hit with a lightsaber even when nobody else ever bleeds when hit with a lightsaber is because of the Lacanian Real.

the Lacanian Real by Andy April 17, 2004

Hottie lamati with the swimmers body 

A hot guy, whos very fit and swims.
Originates from a hannah montanah episode

A: did u see jack?
B: noo
A: ohh thats too bad hes a hottie lamati with the swimmers body
B: oooh sounds nice. whered you see him?

Hottie lamati with the swimmers body by fgvhbnvfghbjnkm September 29, 2012