Techpoop 

The act of simultaneously sitting on the toilet having a bowel movement, while killing time and entertaining oneself with an electronic device. (Eg. Smart phone, tablet, etc.)

Raphael took forever in the bathroom because he was techpooping.

Techpoop by Allowedtolive April 29, 2016

techpooper 

one who thinks every new in inovation in tecnology in going to fail

he is a techpooper becouse he dont think like innovation and A.i going to steal his job

techpooper by dhsksglfdjfad December 13, 2022