Tainthawk 

The region of hair in between your balls and asshole. To develop a tainthawk all other hair on testicles and testicle area as well as most of exposed asshole hair which varies from person to person must be removed. Resulting in an upside down mo-hawk in the taint area only. Hence tainthawk

Wow Billy......you have an impresive tainthawk.

Billy responds: Why thank you.

Tainthawk by CQDog December 17, 2008

Taintpack

The act of putting fingers in the pussy and the ass of a women at the same time and if possible carrying around like a six pack.

I was able to carry her to bed by taintpack

Taintpack by scottsnot December 24, 2012