Stalkerstache 

Definition 1: The obviously false mustache worn when stalking someone, usually in a wacky comedy movie.

Definition 2: The creepy mustache of a stalker. Often a synonym for pedostache.

Example 1: "I'll catch up with you in a minute, I have to get the glue on my stalkerstache to stick to my face before we can start tailing Bob."

Example 2: "Do you see that guy? He has a total stalkerstache."

Stalkerstache by Gigglykiller October 30, 2012

stalkerspace

A Slang term for the online social networking community myspace, where anyone can browse anyone's photos.

Hang on, before we go out, I'm just going on stalkerspace to have a look at my friends friends friends photos because she has nice boobies.

stalkerspace by Si Graham May 24, 2007