Smugemployment 

The uniquely smug feeling that you get when you see a previous employer (especially one with which the working relationship did not end well) is still desperately in need of your services.

"The magazine cut my proofreading services a couple of months ago. I just checked out their newest issue and it's full of embarrassing typos. I got a serious case smugemployment and decided to go out and celebrate the poetic justice."

Smugemployment by harveydanger August 15, 2013

shunemployment 

The state of being unemployed through choice, with no intention of re-joining the workforce any time soon; the shunning of employment.

Forrest Gump made his fortune at the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co before entering the world of shunemployment. He had no intention of going back to work, so he went for a run and looked after Jenny when she was sick.

shunemployment by Odjuns September 23, 2017