Slukens 

(n.) A person who must parent their childish father. Comes from the type of family where the nephew is older than the aunt. Often says words such as: "chillin''", "jawn", and "clutch". Loves intense gaming and ghetto rap (especially Lil Wayne). Has a chill personality but a hot temper. Doesn't take shit from anyone.

"Yo Scott, how'd you break your hand?"

"I dropped this kid; that's what happens when you fuck with a Slukens."

Slukens by misslukens July 12, 2011

Slutenstein 

A grotesque skank who represents every annoying trait that easy women are able to possess

Person A: Jane is an annoying, needy, greedy, vindictive, self-obsessed bitch. Why do you keep messing around with that Slutenstein?

Person B: 'Cause, she gives up her pussy like candy on Halloween.

Slutenstein by Miller Andrew November 4, 2013