Slowtalkguy 

A Slowtalkguy is a man that is lacking the ability to talk at a fast or normal space. Often responses are 1-2 hours late. Also causes mind the process thoughts slower. Often made fun of for the inability of talkfast.

"Would you like vengeance with your tea?"

Example Slowtalkguy, themion formally known as The Mion or Kokface, known on many MMO games unable to maintain long relationships with people due to multiple factors such as, slow greetings, slow goodbyes, and mostly slow everything.

Slowtalkguy by Brodie Mains May 21, 2008