Skyviritis

A medical condition that causes someone not to go to school for no reason.
related to skyving or to skyve

"I can't go to school, I have Skyviritis"

Skyviritis by Bob Bobberson June 13, 2005

skiveritis 

A person is said to be ill suffering from skiveritus when it is known that they are skiving.

From the verb to skive

Manager: Where's Jon today?
Employee: He's at home, he has skiveritis.

skiveritis by Mark Proctor August 30, 2004

Skyrimitis 

When you've been playing a game from dawn til dusk for the past week and have to go down to the shops for food and forget how to interact with real people.

How will you be paying for that sir?

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That guy got skyrimitis or something, he thinks im an NPC

Skyrimitis by 1Head November 3, 2018

Skyvertising

When you make advertising, but in the sky. with drones and whatnot

"I think they should be Skyvertising their sneakers"

Skyvertising by lightfreeze December 3, 2025