Shitzteritus

A common disease widespread throughout Area 51 due to the aliens giving the poop dealers poop and is spread while others touching poop. (common) 500,000 U.S cases per year. This disease is treatable by eating coke and mentos (usually takes 666 days to heal).

He went to the poop dealer and received Shitzteritus from eating Bhocalate bhip bookies when the poop dealer touched them.

Shitzteritus by Ballflapcrap September 8, 2019

shitteritus 

The feeling of being extremely tired after taking a hefty shit

You:"Yo john! I just took the hugest shit ever!"

Your friend:"I think you're getting shitteritus, I'm starting to see bags under your eyes"

shitteritus by JbearAndRbear March 25, 2012