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Scary Fucking

When two people are having sex in complete darkness, and then immediately before climaxing, the penetrator pulls out and silently disappears. Right as the penetratee begins to ask "Where are you?" the penetrator jams whatever they were penetrating with into the penetratee's mouth and yells loudly. It's very scary.
I didn't know we were scary fucking. Scared the shit out of me.
Scary Fucking by Paul Ray August 4, 2006
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These being the same losers said Harry Potter was the same way because it involved witchcraft & sorcery...OOOOOOOOO scary!!! Fuckin morons! 

Joshiro007 makes cool definitions and all, but why the hell did he make this a word in his definition for D&D?

Fuckin' with the scarf on 

Having sexual intercourse with a muslim women who is completely naked except for her head dress.
Moe: what are you doing ?

Margaret: Taking off my clothes
Moe: we're fuckin' with the scarf on