Salty Whale 

When you say something to distract a teacher, something random.

Hey Mr.12, do you know that shaq created the universe?
No salty whales

Salty Whale by BigDaddyShaq December 15, 2019

The Salty Whale

When your woman reluctantly gives you permission for anal sex but you are so use to hearing her say "no" that when you are finally allowed access you are unprepared with the proper lubricant. In a pinch, you lube her ass with Crisco made from whale blubber. After you emptying your ball juice inside her ass and pull out, she farts spraying a misted version of your seed and the Crisco in the air similar to a whale blasting water out of its blow hole.

My wife was so angry that she allowed me not only to talk her into anal sex, but that I use d Crisco as a lube. Out of spite, when I finished and pulled out, she purposely farted and gave me The Salty Whale as revenge.

The Salty Whale by thedudebrown87 September 20, 2021

Salty Wale 

Salty Whale is when you ask a question to get the teacher off topic

in Latin class studentA: hey Mr.127, what does amo amare come from?

Mr.12: you see studenA, it comes from no Salty Wales

Salty Wale by BigDaddyShaq December 15, 2019