Sad Masty

To masturbate while crying, and using the tears as lubricant

im upset my cat died, but am gonna use these tears in my next sad masty to create a happy ending

Sad Masty by paora January 26, 2015

Northwest Sad Masty 

Masterbating and using the oh so present and depressing 9 month marathon of rain in the Pacific Northwest as lubrication.

Northwest Sad Masty's are all I have to look forward to these days since my parents made me move up here.

Northwest Sad Masty by Sir Double kicks alot August 2, 2016