SMOTTOB 

the opposite of bottoms, used to describe someone with a hot bottom.

daaayum, that girl has a smottob booty

SMOTTOB by mrcookieman June 12, 2011

Smotton 

A desperate need to drink, or a drink itself which is needed usually after getting ridiculously stoned or mashed off marijuana.

Derives from the word 'Cotton' as in 'Cotton Mouth' which is when the tongue actually begins to turn a dull white because of dehydration.

'Mate heres the money go into the shop and get me a can of smotton'

Smotton by Paddy Jones November 28, 2007

Scottobahn 

A section of I-55 through Illinois between Joliet and Bloomington often used by long distance commuters as a top speed test track.

This guy flew by me on the Scottobahn

Scottobahn by SpeedyG7 August 6, 2009