Rule 10101

If it's a turtle it's a Squirtle.

Person1:"Dude, that turtle just sprayed water at me!"
Person2:"Dude, rule 10101."
Person1:"Oh."

Rule 10101 by High Prohphet Brian August 14, 2009

Rule 1001 

No matter what you do sex will be everywhere

You can’t escape Rule 1001.

Rule 1001 by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021