Ranch Dragon

When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.

Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!

John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!

Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.