Quimbied 

To be quimbied, is to be robbed by a so called friend.

friend one- true story, one of my friends stole my ipod.
friend two- wow, you've just been quimbied.

Quimbied by y3llow stiletto September 23, 2009

quimbledon final 

A competition between two men over one woman. Sometimes involves a dance/rap/badinage off.

Out in your local nightclub Guy A (Roddick) vs. Guy B (Tiger Tim)

A service constitutes initial approach to said clunge.

Return shows recognition of competition.

Badinage ensues and competitors rack up points employing such phrases as 'am goinna ride her ass like Zorro.'

15 is rewarded by a minge rub.
30 " " titty flash.
40 " " kiss.
Deuce " " 3 way kiss.
Advantage " " nipple lick.
Game " " oral.
Set " " penitration.
Match " " anal invasion.

Ejaculation with exclamation ' I am the quimbledon final champion'

quimbledon final by jojolechic June 9, 2009

quimbledon 

something that is extremely tight.

"you got a new car? thats quimbledon
right there."

quimbledon by Gunchrote September 9, 2006