Primed Simp 

A simp who would donate his literal balls and fingers for an e-girl

I heard Jake turned into a Primed simp.

Primed Simp by TeaSimp May 18, 2020

PRIMEsimp 

When you are simping through amazon prime

Tom - the girl i matched with on tinder told me she was on her period but lost her hot water bottle so i ordered one to be delivered to her through my amazon prime (same day delivery )

Lucas - You are such a PRIMEsimp

John - You're mad PRIMEsimping.

PRIMEsimp by MAARKYBOOTH May 15, 2021