Porter Rican 

Porter Rican is how people from Wisconsin pronounce "Puerto Rican".

Sven: "That's an Italian der, aint it hey?"
Ollie: "Nah, dats a Porter Rican, eh".

Porter Rican by Overdrive September 3, 2008

porterican credit card 

A pistol or other weapon some dickhead uses for robbing you.

Dickhead: "Give me all your money"

You: "Fuck you"

Your Friend: "Watch out he's got a porterican credit card!"

porterican credit card by Ellusionist January 21, 2007