Port-Man-Two Share definition Flag (Noun)A gay gathering involving, but not limited to, Two men and a bottle of Port wine. Homophobe: Oh eww, those guy's look like their on a Port-Man-Two. Port-Man-Two by Reductio ad absurdum April 30, 2009 0 0 Get merch Get the Port-Man-Two mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch