Porridge gobbler Share definition Flag A jock. A scotsman. A skirt-wearer. A tight-fisted gobbledegook-talking cunt! You'll never see him buying a round at the bar mate, he's a fuckin' porridge gobbler! Porridge gobbler by Theoutlaw. April 28, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Porridge gobbler mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch