Poomonia 

Pneumonia contracted by inhaling raw sewage usually over an extended time frame.

Jerry got poomonia from the stagnant sewage standing outside his apartment in Oklahoma city.

Poomonia by Shit cough April 27, 2011

Poomonia 

Pneumonia contracted when fecal matter is aspirated as a result of fecal vomiting, or poo particles are inhaled because you didn't put the lid down to flush.

She didn't put the lid down to flush and now she has poomonia.

Poomonia by alexmack August 4, 2013

Poomonition 

(noun) The extremely distant yet unmistakeable feeling - almost a sixth sense - that despite having completed the initial and ostensibly main phase of your poo session, there is another wave of dumping still to come. Counter-intuitively, if the dumpee posesses the necessary patience, this second wave of shitting frequently results in higher yields.

Sorry I'm late, but I had a major poomonition. Thank God I took proper heed, because it was a dump that I'll never forget. I feel great!

Poomonition by whamchax September 18, 2018