Pog eyed 

Someone with enourmous eyes, usualy round like pogs. A person with pog eyes is normally very unattractive and struggles to draw attention from women.
Similiar to the eyes on the kids character Igor.

Dude, you seen that kid Larris. He's a pog eyed freak. He's totally from Dean Court.

Pog eyed by Mr Botley September 10, 2011