Pity pork 

The practice of having sex with someone only because you feel sorry for them; sympathy sex.

John won't stop whining about how long it's been since he's gotten laid...I'm willing to pity pork him myself just to shut him up already.

Pity pork by mds1978 January 20, 2011

celebrity porker pity project 

The Weight Watchers/Nutri-Systems/Jenny Craig/Slim-Fast type ads that feature overweight celebs to rehab back into semi-decent shape and promote their product.Notable porkers include Kirstie Alley,Carrie Fisher,Marie Osmond,Jenny McCarthy,Sarah Ferguson,Valerie Bertinelli,Anna Nicole Smith,Queen Latifah,Dan Marino,Whoopi Goldberg,Don Shula,Tori Spelling,Monica Lewinsky,Kathie Lee Gifford,Ann Jillian,Jason Alexander,and Jennifer Hudson.

It is encouraging to know that,despite having the means to have full time personal fitness coaches,many Hollywood stars resort to the same celebrity porker pity project to lose weight that is available to the common man.

celebrity porker pity project by wolfbait51 November 19, 2011