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pipe or swipe 

To bang (if given the chance) or if given the chance, they wouldn't take it.

The new smash or pass.
Matt: hey see that chick over there...?
Jose: yeah what about her?
Matt: pipe or swipe?
Jose: oh definitely pipe!
pipe or swipe by Think_blue23 January 7, 2017

Swipe and Pipe 

To use an online dating service to match with partners for the sole purpose of engaging in sexual relations and nothing more.
"I totally don't want to be in a committed relationship with her; she is just a Swipe and Pipe."

"I just use my dating app to Swipe and Pipe."
Swipe and Pipe by jredman April 19, 2017

Pipe Sniper 

Invented by a military man named Terry Miles in 2008. Used to describe a closet homo sexual. That likes to look at other peoples penis, from a distance in the locker room. As not to be caught in the act. Much like a Sniper does.
"I caught Joe looking at my junk out of the corner of my eye again. He's such a Pipe Sniper"
Pipe Sniper by SPC Miles February 5, 2010

Pipewipe 

1 A tool to clean a pizo. 2 A filthy rag soiled with suit. It's to be used as an insult, kinda used like or in place of douchebag or dirtbag.
Pipewipe by Cucci Man March 19, 2022

Pipewipe 

The worst insult you can possibly call someone; even worse than goof.
That guy is such a piece of s*** that he ain't even a goof, he's a pipewipe. He's lower than the rag I wipe my pizzle on.
Pipewipe by Therealpipewipe March 15, 2024
A description of a person that is only used for one thing. The person basically serves no real purpose and can be lazy or incompetent. What a pipewipe is used for is to wipe your pipe. It is some thing that gets thrown away when your done with it.
That dude is such a pipe wipe!

Dude get up and get a job, stop being a pipe wipe!

A description of a person that is only used for one thing. The person basically serves no real purpose and can be lazy or incompetent.

Pipewipe definition some thing used to clean your pipe when smoking and it gets blackened.
Pipewipe by Toofunny22 April 9, 2026