Petistraction 

When your pet distracts you from whatever you are doing.

I have a new puppy and can't work with all this petistraction!

Petistraction by Kimilla July 18, 2010

Penistration 

It's the action to ram your penis unexpectedly in other people's faces.
This fetish is practised by many bagamists created by satan's mother.

The last penistration I did was an attack on my sister's face. She was in such a shock that she immediately began to cry.

Penistration by 1+2=3 May 11, 2006