Paturzo 

To like other men, in particular tan ones and be exceptionally skilled at getting with muscular men.

That guy is a total Paturzo; he has more dudes than the Village People.

Paturzo by Logitt Spencelson February 22, 2008

paturborant 

to be in excess of

Buddy, I'm feeling paturborantly drunk!

paturborant by Crog October 20, 2008