Nellular 

A mentally retarded sophmore at Iona Prep named James Nelson. He has Down Syndrome and has tried every single drug that exists. He speaks excessively slowly in a growning voice. He is Nellular.

Nelson: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh exxxcuuuuuuuuse meeeee, can i go to the baaaaaaaaaathroooooommmmmmm.
Mortati: Nelson is being Nellular again. Neeeeeelllllll Neeeeeeeelllllllllll

Nellular by jfklasdjf February 11, 2005

Nellular 

Young man whom we would all like to think is just a little slow; most likely does drugs

I honestly have no idea

Nellular by sedaris March 31, 2005