Nail Friend 

A nail technician is a professional who specialises in fake nails.

A friendship is the cooperative and supportive relationship between two or more people

A nail friend is a nail technician who has no friends so stalks their clients to the point where they cancel appointments and avoid at all costs.

Friend. 'Nail Friend'

Text Message "Hi it was so good to see you today I hope we can do it again soon. We are best friends now"

Reply "Erm.. ok.."

"Its my friend... my nail friend..."

Nail Friend by Stalk off October 10, 2009

fried eggs hanging on a nail

When the tits are old and sagging, with the look of fried eggs hanging on a nail. These tits are usually caused by breast feeding of numerous children. Similar to National Geographic Titties

What can we expect in terms of droopage here? A slight slope or the full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail thing?

fried eggs hanging on a nail by rachiebabygirl January 21, 2007

fried eggs on a nail

Saggy tits that hang off a haggard woman. Her body was long ago destroyed by the worthless children she unleashed on the earth.

Her tits looked fine with the bra on, but really they were fried eggs on a nail.

fried eggs on a nail by O.D.B.O.D'd December 21, 2016