Monkey Fungus

Japanese Knot Weed; a persistent little bastard that grows and takes over your garden and potentially your home. Almost Impossible to kill.

Damn, got me some Monkey Fungus growing under the house, I’m fucked.

Monkey Fungus by Creeplebap January 13, 2020

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fungus monkey

A woman who does not understand or implement personal hygiene. Usually wipes from back to front.

That fungus monkey has BV again, I'm gonna do her mom.

fungus monkey by Jorge El Diablo May 26, 2016

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Monkey The Funduster

A simian with magic powder.

'Who goes there?' I cry into the darkness
The only reply that he could muster,
'I'm everything you'll ever need my friend, I am Monkey The Funduster.'
And so I smiled and went to sleep.

Jon Richardson 6music

Monkey The Funduster by MonkeyTheFunduster February 17, 2010

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